The Office Fridge
Everyone knows the rules: If it's yours, put your name on it and no one will take it. If it has no name, then it is available for anyone/everyone (typically condiments).
Night shift: Airman bought a large combo pizza from Pizza Hut, ate a slice then put in the crew fridge (with his name prominently written on the box).
Next day over half the pizza was eaten by day shift. Airmen asked the day shift who ate his pizza...no one fessed up.
Next week, Airman bought another large combo pizza from Pizza Hut, let it "ferment" in the trunk of his car for a few days. After telling us on nights what he's done, he again placed it in the crew fridge (again with his name written on name on the box). Next day a few slices were missing (day crew)...later he found out who when they had "a tummy ache."
Anyone have any fridge (or other food/work stories)??
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