A cop pulls over an old lady for speeding on a Texas highway. He asks for her driverís license and registration. When she opens her wallet, he notices a conceal-carry permit.

He asks, "Ma'am, do you have a weapon in your possession at this time?"

She responds that she has a .38 Special in her purse. And a .45 in her glove box. And a 9mm Glock in the center console. And a shotgun in the trunk.

"Jesus, lady," says the cop. "What are you so afraid of?"

The old lady looks him in the eye and says, "Not a ****ing thing."