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    From one of my friends on Facebook

    "Several days ago as I left a meeting at a hotel, I desperately gave myself a personal TSA pat down as I was looking for my keys. They were not in my pockets or my purse. A quick search in the meeting room revealed nothing. Suddenly I realized I must have left them in the car. Frantically, I headed for the parking lot. My husband has scolded me many times for leaving the keys in the Ignition…..My theory is the ignition is the best place not to lose them…….. His theory is that the car will be stolen. As I burst through the door, I came to a terrifying conclusion..... His theory was right. The parking lot was empty. I immediately called the police. I gave them my location, confessed that I had left my keys in the car, and that it had been stolen. Then I made the most difficult call of all, "Honey," I stammered, I always call him "honey" in times like these. "I left my keys in the car, and it has been stolen" ….There was a period of silence........I thought the call had been dropped, but then I heard his voice..... He barked, "I dropped you off!" Now it was my time to be silent. Embarrassed, I said, "Well, come and get me"…. he retorted, "I was on my way, but I'll be delayed"…"Why is that?" I asked"…. “Because I was pulled over by the police and now have to convince them that I didn't steal your car”.
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    Not to stick my oar in to deep because I bet I am missing a nice twist by Greg.
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    You can keep forcing people to walk between the lines, but the organic nature of this community will result in water finding its level, irrespective of artificial constrictions. I don't know why you guys keep trying to force things. It's not really working, from what I can tell and just annoys loyal posters. But, as has been shown, you can take your ball and go home, and there's nothing we can do about it.

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    I Feel the 'Wrath of 'RS' coming our way'.............

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    Ha-ha-ha. Make up sex, or he's on the couch?

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    ................ Who me ?
    Quote Originally Posted by Vrake View Post
    Not to stick my oar in to deep because I bet I am missing a nice twist by Greg.
    Quote Originally Posted by Capt Alfredo View Post
    You can keep forcing people to walk between the lines, but the organic nature of this community will result in water finding its level, irrespective of artificial constrictions. I don't know why you guys keep trying to force things. It's not really working, from what I can tell and just annoys loyal posters. But, as has been shown, you can take your ball and go home, and there's nothing we can do about it.

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    "GO!GO!GO! GOOOOOOOoooooooooooooo 'RS'! COOKIE MONSTER takes No Prisoners!"

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    Actually... I wanted a funny thread since our previous ones were deleted.

    Who can add to this????
    Quote Originally Posted by Vrake View Post
    Not to stick my oar in to deep because I bet I am missing a nice twist by Greg.
    Quote Originally Posted by Capt Alfredo View Post
    You can keep forcing people to walk between the lines, but the organic nature of this community will result in water finding its level, irrespective of artificial constrictions. I don't know why you guys keep trying to force things. It's not really working, from what I can tell and just annoys loyal posters. But, as has been shown, you can take your ball and go home, and there's nothing we can do about it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RS6405 View Post
    From one of my friends on Facebook

    "Several days ago as I left a meeting at a hotel, I desperately gave myself a personal TSA pat down as I was looking for my keys. They were not in my pockets or my purse. A quick search in the meeting room revealed nothing. Suddenly I realized I must have left them in the car. Frantically, I headed for the parking lot. My husband has scolded me many times for leaving the keys in the Ignition…..My theory is the ignition is the best place not to lose them…….. His theory is that the car will be stolen. As I burst through the door, I came to a terrifying conclusion..... His theory was right. The parking lot was empty. I immediately called the police. I gave them my location, confessed that I had left my keys in the car, and that it had been stolen. Then I made the most difficult call of all, "Honey," I stammered, I always call him "honey" in times like these. "I left my keys in the car, and it has been stolen" ….There was a period of silence........I thought the call had been dropped, but then I heard his voice..... He barked, "I dropped you off!" Now it was my time to be silent. Embarrassed, I said, "Well, come and get me"…. he retorted, "I was on my way, but I'll be delayed"…"Why is that?" I asked"…. “Because I was pulled over by the police and now have to convince them that I didn't steal your car”.
    Wow. The cops were quick to find your car or you made that part up. Funny either way!

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    Quote Originally Posted by FLAPS, USAF (ret) View Post
    Wow. The cops were quick to find your car or you made that part up. Funny either way!
    Well, it's prob a story that's been around and she made it seem like it was hers. It made me laugh, so who cares.
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    Not to stick my oar in to deep because I bet I am missing a nice twist by Greg.
    Quote Originally Posted by Capt Alfredo View Post
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    Another funny, in honor of our local retirees
    Quote Originally Posted by Vrake View Post
    Not to stick my oar in to deep because I bet I am missing a nice twist by Greg.
    Quote Originally Posted by Capt Alfredo View Post
    You can keep forcing people to walk between the lines, but the organic nature of this community will result in water finding its level, irrespective of artificial constrictions. I don't know why you guys keep trying to force things. It's not really working, from what I can tell and just annoys loyal posters. But, as has been shown, you can take your ball and go home, and there's nothing we can do about it.

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