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    Default Welcome to Air Force High

    Potential Recruit: I'm not sure if the Air Force is right for me. I just graduated high school and have no skills or life experience.
    Recruiter: Hey, don't you worry about it young man. The Air Force has your back. In fact, you will find that the Air Force is very similar to high school.
    Recruiter: I see here it says you were in band.
    Recruit: Yes. I played the flute.
    Recruiter: Yeah? That’s great! You already know how to march, so that’s already done. Did you have uniforms?
    Recruit: Ummm…. Yeah.
    Recuiter: Super! You already have that part down too! Just remember, when they ask if anyone plays an instrument, raise your hand. *mumbles * “Icy Hot”.
    Recuit: Looks confused. “What”?
    Recruiter: I said it sure will be hot! You know, down there in Texas.
    Recruit: So what about after basic, what will the normal day be like?
    Recruiter: Oh, you’re going to love it. We have commander calls where we do chants.
    Recruit: Like a pep rally?
    Recruiter: Yes, just like that. *coughs* sounds a lot like “gay”
    Recruit: Oh, I like those. What else?
    Recruiter: We go to gym class several times a week.
    Recruit: Do we get to play dodgeball, and volleyball?
    Recruiter: Yes, yes we do. *coughs again* sounds a lot like bullshit
    Recruit: Sir, are you ok? You need me to pat your back or something.
    Recruiter: *third cough* clearly sounds like “suckup”. Yes young man, I think you will go far in today’s Air Force.

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    Default Re: Welcome to Air Force High

    tl;dr
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    "You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. -Wayne Gretzky"
    -Michael Scott

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    Default Re: Welcome to Air Force High

    Quote Originally Posted by Jamethon View Post
    tl;dr
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    tl;tdr .

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    Default Re: Welcome to Air Force High

    i nominate this as worst thread of all time.

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    Default Re: Welcome to Air Force High

    Quote Originally Posted by Joker76 View Post
    i nominate this as worst thread of all time.
    I second the nomination. My father, god father and uncle were in the Air Force. All went into the service after graduation from high school and progressed rapidly through the ranks. None of them went to college. My father was a Master Sgt. when he was commissioned as an officer and retired as a Captain after 24 years, my god father retired as a Chief Master Sgt. after 30 years and my uncle was a Master Sgt. when he was commissioned as an officer and retired as a Lt. Col. after 28 years. If there are airmen who think the Air Force is high school part two, maybe Hagel needs to fire 200 of the 350 generals, for lack of leadership.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joker76 View Post
    i nominate this as worst thread of all time.
    All in favor: Aye.

    At first glance I thought it was going to be something clever...but I don't even get it.

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    Default Re: Welcome to Air Force High

    I think it's a poor post, too, but see the point he's trying to make.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Measure Man View Post
    All in favor: Aye.

    At first glance I thought it was going to be something clever...but I don't even get it.
    I think he's getting at the point that the AF is a hand holding agency who discourage people from being adults.

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    Default Re: Welcome to Air Force High

    Quote Originally Posted by 20+Years View Post
    Potential Recruit: I'm not sure if the Air Force is right for me. I just graduated high school and have no skills or life experience.
    Recruiter: Hey, don't you worry about it young man. The Air Force has your back. In fact, you will find that the Air Force is very similar to high school.
    Recruiter: I see here it says you were in band.
    Recruit: Yes. I played the flute.
    Recruiter: Yeah? That’s great! You already know how to march, so that’s already done. Did you have uniforms?
    Recruit: Ummm…. Yeah.
    Recuiter: Super! You already have that part down too! Just remember, when they ask if anyone plays an instrument, raise your hand. *mumbles * “Icy Hot”.
    Recuit: Looks confused. “What”?
    Recruiter: I said it sure will be hot! You know, down there in Texas.
    Recruit: So what about after basic, what will the normal day be like?
    Recruiter: Oh, you’re going to love it. We have commander calls where we do chants.
    Recruit: Like a pep rally?
    Recruiter: Yes, just like that. *coughs* sounds a lot like “gay”
    Recruit: Oh, I like those. What else?
    Recruiter: We go to gym class several times a week.
    Recruit: Do we get to play dodgeball, and volleyball?
    Recruiter: Yes, yes we do. *coughs again* sounds a lot like bullshit
    Recruit: Sir, are you ok? You need me to pat your back or something.
    Recruiter: *third cough* clearly sounds like “suckup”. Yes young man, I think you will go far in today’s Air Force.



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    Default Re: Welcome to Air Force High

    Quote Originally Posted by Joker76 View Post
    i nominate this as worst thread of all time.
    I thought is was a wonderful thread! And he told it with such enthusiasm!

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