Potential Recruit: I'm not sure if the Air Force is right for me. I just graduated high school and have no skills or life experience.
Recruiter: Hey, don't you worry about it young man. The Air Force has your back. In fact, you will find that the Air Force is very similar to high school.
Recruiter: I see here it says you were in band.
Recruit: Yes. I played the flute.
Recruiter: Yeah? That’s great! You already know how to march, so that’s already done. Did you have uniforms?
Recruit: Ummm…. Yeah.
Recuiter: Super! You already have that part down too! Just remember, when they ask if anyone plays an instrument, raise your hand. *mumbles * “Icy Hot”.
Recuit: Looks confused. “What”?
Recruiter: I said it sure will be hot! You know, down there in Texas.
Recruit: So what about after basic, what will the normal day be like?
Recruiter: Oh, you’re going to love it. We have commander calls where we do chants.
Recruit: Like a pep rally?
Recruiter: Yes, just like that. *coughs* sounds a lot like “gay”
Recruit: Oh, I like those. What else?
Recruiter: We go to gym class several times a week.
Recruit: Do we get to play dodgeball, and volleyball?
Recruiter: Yes, yes we do. *coughs again* sounds a lot like bullshit
Recruit: Sir, are you ok? You need me to pat your back or something.
Recruiter: *third cough* clearly sounds like “suckup”. Yes young man, I think you will go far in today’s Air Force.
"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. -Wayne Gretzky"
i nominate this as worst thread of all time.
I think it's a poor post, too, but see the point he's trying to make.
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