https://www.navytimes.com/news/your-...ecause-atsugi/


Okay, drunk sailor walks into a stranger's house....not much new there.

But, checks out the sarcasm and mockery in this article...lol

Back in the day at Clark AB, there was a cop that wrote similar articles for the base newspaper, recapping the blotter for the weekend with this same kind of tone...it was a highlight of the week seeing the crazy shit our fellow Airmen got into.

Anyway...well done, Simkins.