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    Male dolphins, when they are in close proximity to women that are on their period? Sometimes they don't care which animal they get 'frisky' with.

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    And we wonder where mermaids and mermen come from?

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    Quote Originally Posted by UncaRastus View Post
    Male dolphins, when they are in close proximity to women that are on their period? Sometimes they don't care which animal they get 'frisky' with.
    Julia Roberts almost got raped by an orangutan back in 1996, when they were shooting a scene. Apparently, there are numerous instances of male orangutans being attracted to female humans.
    "Well... Uber's going to "driverless" cars soon, and their research probably shows that they're a natural fit (when it comes to getting paid for doing nothing)."
    -Rainmaker, referencing black males

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    It didn't go very far, but I'm sure she was scared.

    All behold that fancy strutting peacock, the bake sale diva...

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    Hank Hill got raped by a dolphin.
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    Both Julia and Hank came on to them there mammals. They both 'made eyes' towards those cute animals. It was their fault, not the critters. The brave orangutan and the dolphin only did what they were programmed by nature to do.


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    Interestingly enough, orangutans were once considered to be the most intelligent animal after humans. Chimpanzees (including bonobos) came next, but it's the reverse now.

    If humans died out, could any species of ape step and assume our role in the world? I really think that only two things need to be fixed, and they possibly could: manual dexterity, so that they can do things that require accuracy and precision; and the ability to talk.

    A few years ago, I was following up on the story of a bonobo named Kanzi. He lives in captivity, and is able to communicate through using a touch screen computer with logographic words on it. Apparently, the people who have Kanzi in captivity believe that bonobos may have the ability to talk. A few years ago, Kanzi had a daughter and they wanted to try to raise her to speak. However, much to their dismay, she turned out to be autistic.

    But, imagine if such a thing becomes a success in the future? This opens up a ton of possibilities for us to know what bonobos are capable of doing.
    "Well... Uber's going to "driverless" cars soon, and their research probably shows that they're a natural fit (when it comes to getting paid for doing nothing)."
    -Rainmaker, referencing black males

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    From what I have heard, bonobos are the non fighting bunch. They get along with each other. If they could become the leaders of this planet?

    Not too bad a bunch of successors, right?

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