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    Quote Originally Posted by Rainmaker View Post
    Rainmaker taking full odds on..........

    He grabbed her hooters

    (This is a fictional poem)

    I warned her not to give him a ride on the back of her scooter.
    As she gave him the ride, he grabbed her hooters.
    This caused her to wreck her new bike.
    Her scooter got damaged and this was something she didn't like.
    She grabbed a hatchet and put another crack in his butt.
    Then she used her stungun to fry his nuts.
    He couldn't have sex for two weeks because he had no feeling down there.
    He missed the chance to sleep with a model and he's mad because he thinks it
    was unfair.
    Did you write that piece of shit?

    You need to find whatever the modern-day equivalent of a beatnik bar is, and go recite that shit with a bongo drum accompaniment.
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    Since all of you have been warned about what happens when you don't follow the CGs, AA has been banned for one month.

    All of you have been warned.

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    Quote Originally Posted by uncarastus View Post
    since all of you have been warned about what happens when you don't follow the cgs, aa has been banned for one month.

    All of you have been warned.
    FREE ABSinTHEANECDOTE!!!!

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    Perhaps he was relieved of command because he wasn't babysitting his Airmen's babies.
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    Quote Originally Posted by USN - Retired View Post
    Perhaps he was relieved of command because he wasn't babysitting his Airmen's babies.
    His tater tots were subpar.
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    Quote Originally Posted by USN - Retired View Post
    Perhaps he was relieved of command because he wasn't babysitting his Airmen's babies.
    I heard he said unkind words about someone on a media conglomerate's forums.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BENDER56 View Post
    I heard he said unkind words about someone on a media conglomerate's forums.
    I LOL'd

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    Quote Originally Posted by BENDER56 View Post
    I heard he said unkind words about someone on a media conglomerate's forums.
    Sadly, I would actually believe something like this. It happened before with Gen. McChrystal off-handed comments about the president to Rolling Stones. I hope, though, that this isn't true. The can of worms that it opened last time were atrocious.
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    Does anyone know anyone at Spang that could tells us what they know about this?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rollyn01 View Post
    Sadly, I would actually believe something like this. It happened before with Gen. McChrystal off-handed comments about the president to Rolling Stones. I hope, though, that this isn't true. The can of worms that it opened last time were atrocious.
    I know, right? Why couldn't they just have banned McChrystal from the Rolling Stone's Forums for a month?
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