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    The other day I was working out in the gym on base doing a new crossfit-style workout that required several machines. In between workouts, my buddy and I would sometimes stop in front of the mirror by the dumbbell rack and flex/play some air drums. We were really feeling the burn and were almost done with our workout, when this fatass dressed like Richard Simmons tried to butt in and use one of our machines. Thankfully, he slid off the bench that was still covered in our sweat and busted his ass on some weights we had sitting on the floor. He walked out of the room mumbling, but he seemed OK.

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    Re: Seriously

    I see what you did here. Thanks for making me spit Theraflu all over my screen.

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    Re: Seriously

    Quote Originally Posted by VCO View Post
    The other day I was working out in the gym on base doing a new crossfit-style workout that required several machines. In between workouts, my buddy and I would sometimes stop in front of the mirror by the dumbbell rack and flex/play some air drums. We were really feeling the burn and were almost done with our workout, when this fatass dressed like Richard Simmons tried to butt in and use one of our machines. Thankfully, he slid off the bench that was still covered in our sweat and busted his ass on some weights we had sitting on the floor. He walked out of the room mumbling, but he seemed OK.
    The sad part is that this is barely satire. That's almost a verbatim representation of what actually went down.
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