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    Re: Checking Out the Gym Hotties

    If they on the yes-no machine it's free game. also, If they in the Free Weight Room they're asking for it. Only Hoes work out with Free Weights.

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    Re: Checking Out the Gym Hotties

    Quote Originally Posted by FLAPS, USAF (ret) View Post
    I'll try that next week and let you know if 45 is that magic number. Wish me luck!
    On base chances are they won't have Mace, or a taser, or be a black belt in a really violent martial art. If it doesn't go well, try again at 50.
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    Re: Checking Out the Gym Hotties

    Quote Originally Posted by Greg View Post
    Ugh. The '80s are by far the ugliest decade ever. What were we thinking?
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    Re: Checking Out the Gym Hotties

    Quote Originally Posted by Absinthe Anecdote View Post
    If you are caught gawking directly or even by using the mirrors, yes, it makes you a creepy old man.

    I always try to use a "three-point reflection" when using the gym mirrors. Most girls are aware of direct and two-point reflection tactics.

    Try using some type of stretching motion when initiating a gaze, their attention is diverted from your eyes long enough for you to complete a three second gaze.

    Anything over three seconds is considered staring and over five seconds it becomes gawking.
    Simply knowing that trick makes you a creepy old man. I've never heard of doing that (thanks for the tip).

    Use your peripherals.

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    Re: Checking Out the Gym Hotties

    This thread is worthless without pictures of what you are talking about.

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    Re: Checking Out the Gym Hotties

    Quote Originally Posted by Vrake View Post
    This thread is worthless without pictures of what you are talking about.
    Emoticons are gay.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rainmaker View Post
    Emoticons are gay.
    Yet useful to offset sarcasm. Thanks for taking the time to comment on a smiley face.

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    Re: Checking Out the Gym Hotties

    Not sure what you are trying to say but I think pictures would help.

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    I like to see the hot chick on the track and follow them from a discreet distance, now anyways.

    I once was accussed of "drafting", it probably looked like a reverse aerial refueling.
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    Re: Checking Out the Gym Hotties

    Quote Originally Posted by Vrake View Post
    Yet useful to offset sarcasm. Thanks for taking the time to comment on a smiley face.
    Don't mention it.

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