Keesler, circa 2000. After lunch break the students returned. One of mine (NPS-type) had a red burn mark on his chin. I asked what happened (thinking he burnt himself with hot food). "Ironing" was his answer. I asked how does one burn their chin while ironing...to which he stood up and demonstrated. Seems he was ironing out a couple of wrinkles on his blue shirt....while wearing it...and looked down to see how it was looking.

We presented him with the "IronMan" certificate at graduation...lots of laughs over that one!!

What dumb stuff have you witnessed from Airmen (of any/all ranks)?