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    Re: If you post in this red thread, you are admitting that you are a Communist suppor

    double post

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    Re: If you post in this red thread, you are admitting that you are a Communist suppor

    Quote Originally Posted by Tak View Post
    Good questions...

    Some red coat will chime in.
    Here I found my answer and several more:

    Capitalism Explained by Cows

    DEMOCRAT
    You have two cows.
    Your neighbor has none.
    You feel guilty for being successful.
    You vote people into office that put a tax on your cows, forcing you to sell one to raise money to pay the tax. The people you voted for then take the tax money, buy a cow and give it to your neighbor. You feel righteous.
    Barbara Streisand sings for you.

    REPUBLICAN
    You have two cows.
    Your neighbor has none.
    So?

    SOCIALIST
    You have two cows.
    The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor.
    You form a cooperative to tell him how to manage his cow.

    COMMUNIST
    You have two cows.
    The government seizes both and provides you with milk.
    You wait in line for hours to get it.
    It is expensive and sour.

    CAPITALISM, AMERICAN STYLE
    You have two cows.
    You sell one, buy a bull, and build a herd of cows.

    DEMOCRACY, AMERICAN STYLE
    You have two cows.
    The government taxes you to the point you have to sell both to support a man in a foreign country who has only one cow, which was a gift from your government.

    BUREAUCRACY, AMERICAN STYLE
    You have two cows.
    The government takes them both, shoots one, milks the other, pays you for the milk, and then pours the milk down the drain.

    AMERICAN CORPORATION
    You have two cows.
    You sell one, lease it back to yourself and do an IPO on the 2nd one.
    You force the two cows to produce the milk of four cows.
    You are surprised when one cow drops dead.
    You spin an announcement to the analysts stating you have downsized and are reducing expenses.
    Your stock goes up.

    FRENCH CORPORATION
    You have two cows.
    You go on strike because you want three cows.
    You go to lunch.
    Life is good.

    POLISH CORPORATION
    You have two bulls.
    Employees are regularly maimed and killed attempting to milk them.

    NEW YORK CORPORATION
    You have fifteen million cows.
    You have to choose which one will be the leader of the herd, so you pick
    some cow from Arkansas.

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    Re: If you post in this red thread, you are admitting that you are a Communist suppor

    She spells it Barbra.

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    Re: If you post in this red thread, you are admitting that you are a Communist suppor

    Quote Originally Posted by Robert F. Dorr View Post
    She spells it Barbra.
    You're a Pinko for knowing that.
    Also your sexuality is now in question.

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