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    Why Iron Man 3 is the worst movie ever

    Main Plot of the movie first:

    The entire Mandarin/invent a terrorist plot by the AIM corporation. CEO of AIM developed a formula to regenerate human cells, AWESOME, one small side effect, some times the people who take the formula explode. Now that we know that, we have a few options for the company.

    Option 1: We release our findings and gain worldwide support, grants, govt research contracts, basically unlimited funds to fix the flaw in the original substance until its perfect. (which tony stark did at the end of the movie in about 2 minutes)


    Option 2: Create a fake terrorist threat to explain the explosions, threaten the entire united states, threaten and try to Kill Iron man just to keep the fake terrorist threat alive, and then for some reason, kidnap the president.

    I know...I know, obviously option 2 makes the most sense.


    Sub Plot:

    Tony Starks house is destroyed, the only iron man suit left is his prototype which is now destroyed and his dragging around Tennessee in the snow. That's ok..he's Tony Stark, he'll fight this battle with no suit, which is exactly what he does for the next one hour and 15 minutes while he's trying to find out a way to fix and charge his Iron Man Prototype which, by the way, can't fly very good and can't fight, cause its a prototype and not mission ready. He does a great job, sneaking around, doing his thing, he keeps calling Jarvis and the kid to see the suit charging is going, when its FINALLY up to 92% he says "that'll have to do" and he activates it remotely to come to him. NOW we're at the end of the movie, his suit is broke AGAIN..what does he do...calls Jarvis (the computer) yes, the same computer he's been talking to the ENTIRE MOVIE, and tells him to send....oh i don't know....45 MFing Iron Man suits to the rescue!!! HE HAD 45 OTHER SUIT THIS ENTIRE TIME THAT HE COULD HAVE CALLED FOR ANY TIME HE WANTED!!!! ARE YOU Fing KIDDING ME!!!!!!

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    Re: Why Iron Man 3 is the worst movie ever

    Thought it was 41...

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    Re: Why Iron Man 3 is the worst movie ever

    Quote Originally Posted by raider8169 View Post
    Thought it was 41...
    You thought what was 41? The number of Iron Man suits that came to the rescue? Let's pretend for a moment you are right, and Tony had 41 Extra Iron Man suits he could call a moments notice instead of 45. Now the movie takes total sense...i see why he did that now....

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    Re: Why Iron Man 3 is the worst movie ever

    I don't see why those suits should help him. He should have enough resiliency to take care of himself.

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    Re: Why Iron Man 3 is the worst movie ever

    Pssstt...

    It's a movie!!!

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    Re: Why Iron Man 3 is the worst movie ever

    It was bad. Horrible ending, but still... Wouldn't recommend paying to see it in the theater.
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    Re: Why Iron Man 3 is the worst movie ever

    Quote Originally Posted by Joker76 View Post
    Main Plot of the movie first:

    The entire Mandarin/invent a terrorist plot by the AIM corporation. CEO of AIM developed a formula to regenerate human cells, AWESOME, one small side effect, some times the people who take the formula explode. Now that we know that, we have a few options for the company.

    Option 1: We release our findings and gain worldwide support, grants, govt research contracts, basically unlimited funds to fix the flaw in the original substance until its perfect. (which tony stark did at the end of the movie in about 2 minutes)


    Option 2: Create a fake terrorist threat to explain the explosions, threaten the entire united states, threaten and try to Kill Iron man just to keep the fake terrorist threat alive, and then for some reason, kidnap the president.

    I know...I know, obviously option 2 makes the most sense.


    Sub Plot:

    Tony Starks house is destroyed, the only iron man suit left is his prototype which is now destroyed and his dragging around Tennessee in the snow. That's ok..he's Tony Stark, he'll fight this battle with no suit, which is exactly what he does for the next one hour and 15 minutes while he's trying to find out a way to fix and charge his Iron Man Prototype which, by the way, can't fly very good and can't fight, cause its a prototype and not mission ready. He does a great job, sneaking around, doing his thing, he keeps calling Jarvis and the kid to see the suit charging is going, when its FINALLY up to 92% he says "that'll have to do" and he activates it remotely to come to him. NOW we're at the end of the movie, his suit is broke AGAIN..what does he do...calls Jarvis (the computer) yes, the same computer he's been talking to the ENTIRE MOVIE, and tells him to send....oh i don't know....45 MFing Iron Man suits to the rescue!!! HE HAD 45 OTHER SUIT THIS ENTIRE TIME THAT HE COULD HAVE CALLED FOR ANY TIME HE WANTED!!!! ARE YOU Fing KIDDING ME!!!!!!
    Dude. It's a summer blockbuster (read: mindless entertainment) based on a comic book.

    You want logic? You want the merest nod to reality? Go read a novel.

    Sheesh. Some people's kids ...
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    Re: Why Iron Man 3 is the worst movie ever

    Storyline is staying true to the comic. It's always a balancing act for writers to keep the comic book base happy and make it appealing to the public who only know the movie.

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    Re: Why Iron Man 3 is the worst movie ever

    I guess you are waiting for the logic of movies such as Star Trek, Thor, After Earth, and other potential blockbusters.

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    Re: Why Iron Man 3 is the worst movie ever

    Quote Originally Posted by Sergeant eNYgma View Post
    Killian not supposed to be the damn Mandarin so it's NOT staying true to the comic. The Extremist story was real so I'll give it that but wasn't feeling it overall...huge letdown. Ben Kingsley acted great but that's not what I expected.
    Was talking about the way it ended, the way it went with the suits, etc.

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