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    Make sure to take a dump in them before they disappear!

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    The first question on everyone's lips will be... will coffee show up on the piss test? Can I drink coffee on leave and liberty? What if my friends are around me drinking coffee... could I come up hot on the pee test? How long does coffee stay detectable in the blood stream? Does drinking coffee fund terrorism?

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    Quote Originally Posted by VOLZZZMAN View Post
    Given the way things work nowadays, it wouldn't surprise me if somebody got into trouble for putting out this fake release. After all, it is public money.

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    Yea, the Pentagon, AFHQ, STRATCOM, DISA, Cyber, ISR, ALL deployments, are going to take their coffee pots out of the offices/work area. NOT going to happen. And I DON'T even drink it. But will allow it!

    AS for fake, it is April Fools Day!
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    Quote Originally Posted by MACHINE666 View Post
    Make sure to take a dump in them before they disappear!

    :spy Make sure it's 'Col. John FOLGER'S POT! :whoo:nod Good one !!

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    Re: AF To Ban Coffee

    This is a really funny article. It literally reads like something the dufflebag.com puts out. If this is true you can certainly expect a civil going on in the military.

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    I was cursing as I read it and I have no horse in this race lol

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    And a Happy April Fool's Day to you, too. :bounce

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    Am I the only person who sees no humor in the government spending public money to disseminate a poor April Fool joke?

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