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    Angry Bystander Intervention Training Again and Again and Again...

    So, just got briefed during staff meeting that BIT is now an annual requirement. My entire section is considered "overdue" :frusty

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    Re: Bystander Intervention Training Again and Again and Again...

    Overdue??!!! Dammit. Imagine all the people getting laid right now because you let your guys go overdue.

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    Re: Bystander Intervention Training Again and Again and Again...

    thats ok, im starting to run out of my "got consent" pens anyway

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    Re: Bystander Intervention Training Again and Again and Again...

    As a retiree I'm going to engage in bystander intervention intervention. If I'm out at a bar and see a couple of Air Force folks flirting and they're looking like they're both into it and might hook up later on, and I see a busybody looking like they might intervene, I'm going to cockblock the intervener. Maybe I'll spill a drink on them, or ask them what kind of plane they fly, or engage them in a "Back when I was in the Air Force..." story, or vomit on their shoes. Once they're sufficiently distracted I'll slip a MYOFB* card into their pocket while they're not looking and slip away into the night.

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    Perhaps a better approach is to use the Virgin Alarm, Shrike!!

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    I'm to fucking old to be a raper and too fucking old to hang out at clubs and too fucking old to stop a rapist....can I get a pass to skip the fucking thing? Seriously, I have work to do...
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    Re: Bystander Intervention Training Again and Again and Again...

    I mentally undressed a hot looking female SrA the other day. It was great.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FLAPS View Post
    I mentally undressed a hot looking female SrA the other day. It was great.
    If I remember my BIT training, I think that is ok...as long as you weren't groping her and drooling while you did it... And as long as you didn't imagine her drunk....
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    Just signed up for training myself. 2 April which is creeping ever closer. I should have made it closer to today to get it the hell over with. Definitely a waste of time.
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    Willspowers should be proof enough that we ALL need intervention training...

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