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    Re: Now that i'm a Supervisor, I have my 8 troops doing PT every morning and afternoo

    After watching the comedy roast of Donald Trump, PT GOD reminds me of that guy they called "The Situation" from Jersey Shore TV series. lol

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    Re: Now that i'm a Supervisor, I have my 8 troops doing PT every morning and afternoo

    Quote Originally Posted by PT GOD View Post
    You are obviously not in the AF, the Missions doesnt matter, you can accomplish the mission 100% of the time, be the best damn technician the world has ever seen and the AF will still give you a bad annual EPR and kick you out for failing the PT Test, What i'm doing is prepearing my troops for what really matters so they can succeed in the AF, nobody cares about the mission, all that junk is exaggerated on EPRs anyways, the only one you can't lie on is PT. SO you take your troops to do the mission while me and mine are doing PT, and well all outrank you in a few years. Yea, its sunday, and I just got back from the track with all 8 of my troops, None of them will fail, they will ALL score 95 or above if they ever want there weeekends and leave back. HOOORAY AIR FORCE
    Your "8-pack abs" have obviously sucked so much protein from the left side of your brain that your writing, comprehension, language, spelling, grammar and sentence structure skills have been reduced respectively and your brain is now in cognitive decline.

    I suggest a regimen of "brain exercises", sleep and chicken soup.

    BTW...I am officially exempt from PT.:biggrin
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    Re: Now that i'm a Supervisor, I have my 8 troops doing PT every morning and afternoo

    Quote Originally Posted by ChiefB View Post
    Your "8-pack abs" have obviously sucked so much protein from the left side of your brain that your writing, comprehension, language, spelling, grammar and sentence structure skills have been reduced respectively and your brain is now in cognitive decline.

    I suggest a regimen of "brain exercises", sleep and chicken soup.

    BTW...I am officially exempt from PT.:biggrin
    I noticed that too. But I think it's very sharp satire/intentional over-exaggeration of the USAF's current PT emphasis. Of course he'd never "break character" to say that. This is Andy Kaufman-level comedy!
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    Re: Now that i'm a Supervisor, I have my 8 troops doing PT every morning and afternoo

    It's getting boring around here. Here's a little Throwback Thursday. This was the first ever PT GOD thread I had the pleasure of reading when I joined the MTF.
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    Re: Now that i'm a Supervisor, I have my 8 troops doing PT every morning and afternoo

    PT God....My good friend Jillian Michaels want to meet you and do a photo shoot.

    http://www.nbc.com/the-biggest-loser...chaels/633386/

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    Re: Now that i'm a Supervisor, I have my 8 troops doing PT every morning and afternoo

    Quote Originally Posted by Tak View Post
    Boring? Maybe because there hasn't been a new user registered since August 26, 2013.
    But I thought we were told there was more traffic, users, and activity than ever once the crack-down started?? Now this place is as dry as grandma's undies.

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    Re: Now that i'm a Supervisor, I have my 8 troops doing PT every morning and afternoo

    Quote Originally Posted by giggawatt View Post
    It's getting boring around here. Here's a little Throwback Thursday. This was the first ever PT GOD thread I had the pleasure of reading when I joined the MTF.
    Throwback Thursday? Isn't that when you AD guys wear BDUs and rock black boots and t-shirts?
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    If you're bored, it's your fault.

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    Quote Originally Posted by imnohero View Post
    If you're bored, it's your fault.
    Sure, blame the victim.

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    Re: Now that i'm a Supervisor, I have my 8 troops doing PT every morning and afternoo

    Quote Originally Posted by Capt Alfredo View Post
    But I thought we were told there was more traffic, users, and activity than ever once the crack-down started?? Now this place is as dry as grandma's undies.
    We need someone to have meltdown and start cussing people out or we could ask that the moderators enforce a strict five emoticons per post policy.

    That wizard emoticon that conjures a dragon and then gets eaten by the dragon should be in every post. I think that would greatly enhance the quality of the posts around here.

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