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    Proud Mom
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    Dear Crusty,

    When my husband and I are, um, cooking, that's right cooking.

    The noodle goes limp, me, I like a "firmer" noodle.

    When we are "cooking" how do we keep the "noodle" firmer??

    Signed
    Floppy Noodle

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    Quote Originally Posted by Proud Mom View Post
    Dear Crusty,

    When my husband and I are, um, cooking, that's right cooking.

    The noodle goes limp, me, I like a "firmer" noodle.

    When we are "cooking" how do we keep the "noodle" firmer??

    Signed
    Floppy Noodle
    ..........................
    lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shrike View Post
    Dear Crusty,
    Have you ever been in a Turkish Prison?
    No... but I have seen a grown man naked.
    "If a man is called to be a street sweeper, he should sweep the streets even as Michelangelo painted, or Beethoven composed music, or Shakespeare wrote poetry. He should sweep the street so well that all the hosts of heaven and earth will pause to say, here lived a great street sweeper who did his job well. "

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rev Mike Large View Post
    Easily one of the most entertaining threads in a long time. Mad props to PM for this idea! LOL
    Gotta love PM... a classic indeed... might become the new "diverted flight"... lol
    "If a man is called to be a street sweeper, he should sweep the streets even as Michelangelo painted, or Beethoven composed music, or Shakespeare wrote poetry. He should sweep the street so well that all the hosts of heaven and earth will pause to say, here lived a great street sweeper who did his job well. "

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    Re: Dear Crusty

    Quote Originally Posted by Proud Mom View Post
    Dear Crusty,

    When my husband and I are, um, cooking, that's right cooking.

    The noodle goes limp, me, I like a "firmer" noodle.

    When we are "cooking" how do we keep the "noodle" firmer??

    Signed
    Floppy Noodle

    I'm guessing there is all kinds of good stuff you can get an employee discount on that can solve that problem... you can use a paint stirrer & duct tape to give the "noodle" a bit more "al dente" kick. Or there is that big bin of wood/metal dowels... if you've got the time, you can stuff the "noodle" with whatever size will fit best on your "plate". And if none of those works... there is always the entire line of Black & Decker products; you could consider giving up the heavy carbs in "pasta" and go for something that will satisfy your hunger much quicker.

    Hope that helps!
    "If a man is called to be a street sweeper, he should sweep the streets even as Michelangelo painted, or Beethoven composed music, or Shakespeare wrote poetry. He should sweep the street so well that all the hosts of heaven and earth will pause to say, here lived a great street sweeper who did his job well. "

    Dr Martin Luther King, Jr.


    Chief Runner Amok of the Troll Cabal

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    Quote Originally Posted by CrustySMSgt View Post
    I'm guessing there is all kinds of good stuff you can get an employee discount on that can solve that problem... you can use a paint stirrer & duct tape to give the "noodle" a bit more "al dente" kick. Or there is that big bin of wood/metal dowels... if you've got the time, you can stuff the "noodle" with whatever size will fit best on your "plate". And if none of those works... there is always the entire line of Black & Decker products; you could consider giving up the heavy carbs in "pasta" and go for something that will satisfy your hunger much quicker.

    Hope that helps!
    running off with discount card in hand

    Oh thank you Dear Crusty, my marriage is saved

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    Dear Crusty,
    My big brother keeps calling me names, like French Bread and Crustacean. I'm getting seriously mad at him. Will I go to jail if I punch him in the "noodle?"
    Signed,
    Crustina

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    Dear Crusty,
    What is the most efficient way to go about using a 100 dollar roll of ones in a strip club? I wanna get the most, uh..... value for my buck...

    Signed,
    Cheap Pervert
    ~Blue (Rufus)

    Some chick posting on a forum ~ Usually confused by your sigs

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    Quote Originally Posted by CVal View Post
    Dear Crusty,
    My big brother keeps calling me names, like French Bread and Crustacean. I'm getting seriously mad at him. Will I go to jail if I punch him in the "noodle?"
    Signed,
    Crustina

    Dang it! Your crusty references are sooooooooooooooooo much better than mine. I'm verbally jealous! LOL

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    Dear Crusty,
    My in-laws are coming over and they don't eat red meat. Do you know of any good Encrusted Tilapia recipes?
    Signed,
    Fishing for Answers

    P.S. Thanks, Ax!

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