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Bos Mutus
02-05-2019, 05:51 PM
https://www.navytimes.com/news/your-navy/2019/02/05/drunk-sailor-trespasses-gets-naked-showers-in-couples-home-at-5-am-because-atsugi/


Okay, drunk sailor walks into a stranger's house....not much new there.

But, checks out the sarcasm and mockery in this article...lol

Back in the day at Clark AB, there was a cop that wrote similar articles for the base newspaper, recapping the blotter for the weekend with this same kind of tone...it was a highlight of the week seeing the crazy shit our fellow Airmen got into.

Anyway...well done, Simkins.

SeaLawyer
04-04-2019, 01:47 PM
Could have been worse: He could have walked in on him dropping a deuce and warming his toilet for him.