View Full Version : Drunk sailor trespasses, gets naked, showers in couple’s home at 5 am, because Atsugi

Bos Mutus
02-05-2019, 05:51 PM

Okay, drunk sailor walks into a stranger's house....not much new there.

But, checks out the sarcasm and mockery in this article...lol

Back in the day at Clark AB, there was a cop that wrote similar articles for the base newspaper, recapping the blotter for the weekend with this same kind of tone...it was a highlight of the week seeing the crazy shit our fellow Airmen got into.

Anyway...well done, Simkins.

04-04-2019, 01:47 PM
Could have been worse: He could have walked in on him dropping a deuce and warming his toilet for him.