View Full Version : Abbott calling for a Constitutionial Convention

01-09-2016, 01:44 AM
Texas Governor wants to revise the Constitution, at least he is going to try via a legitimate means.

If he thinks it will get what he wants he is as delusional about this as he was about Jade Helm


01-09-2016, 06:06 PM
I reckon that El Gobernador thinks that since everyone out there thinks that everything in Texas is bigger (according to Texan thoughts), that his state's Air NG has one aereoplane that is as big as the state of California, which would be impervious to the little aereoplanes of any other state or service.

He thinks that Texas, for some reason, has a battleship as big as Florida, which could blockade any and all of the puny USN war ships from getting close.

El Gobernador thinks that the Astrodome is big enough to house all of the giant humans which populate his Texas, and that it would be hydrogen bomb or missile proof.

I could on and on, but why bother? The Texans that would be left after Texas being brought down will be saying, "Remember the Blamamo!"

Not that saying that would be all that effective.