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12-29-2013, 07:14 PM

Guess those guys won't be able to file their AQ Form 1351-2 for reimbursement without those receipts...:dance

12-29-2013, 08:04 PM
About half-way through the article I thought, "We've won!!" AQ is operating under a bean-counter driven, bureaucratic nightmare of a system. Terrorists are keeping 60 cent receipts and worrying about expense reports and getting crap from mid-level wonks instead of planning and carrying out terror. Then I saw they got 3,300 rounds of ammo (presumably 7.62X39) for $330 (10 cents a round). Ok, there must be no ammo shortage in Mali, but the weight of there system will CRUSH them.

Cookie Monster
12-29-2013, 08:06 PM
Imagine the hassle they have to go through just to file a voucher in AQTS.

Sergeant eNYgma
12-31-2013, 03:37 PM
Give them DTS for travel and other expenses they'll all murder themselves...