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Smeghead
08-16-2013, 03:30 PM
WTF?
http://media.dma.mil/2013/Aug/13/2000705484/888/591/0/130806-F-IY975-008.JPG

UncaRastus
08-16-2013, 03:32 PM
Now now, that is just her/his chance at staying fashionable!

Rainmaker
08-16-2013, 03:34 PM
Now now, that is just his chance at staying fashionable!

Damn! It Looks like one of them Gender neutral soldiers of the UN New World Order's Army. Rainmaker been hearing alot about this on the internets.Being Neither male nor female, so they never have to get distracted from their mission by Sapr training or chasin poo tang. They are perfect killin machines.

Pullinteeth
08-16-2013, 03:35 PM
Apparently it is a "campaign" hat-it says Pacific Angel 2013 Jaffna Sri Lanka...besides, she is an officer....rules don't apply to officers....

Class5Kayaker
08-16-2013, 04:12 PM
Good to see we're paying military members (officers no less) to paint the trim on a door jamb in Sri Lanka.

And our leaders are wondering what areas we can scale back in order to reduce our deficit.

WTF......

Gonzo432
08-16-2013, 04:25 PM
WTF?
http://media.dma.mil/2013/Aug/13/2000705484/888/591/0/130806-F-IY975-008.JPG

Question 1: Nice hat, lose a bet?
Question 2: Did you know you missed the hasp on the door? It needs paint worse than anything.
Question 3: What color is that?? Puke-Orange?
Question 4: Could you respond to Rainmaker's post? I was wondering about that too.
Question 5: Are you armed? You're wearing a hat (I guess technically that's a hat) indoors, was just wondering.
Question 6: Did the PA guy talk you into putting that hat on? I wouldn't be caught dead wearing that thing, but I am a bit of a hat snob.

Pullinteeth
08-16-2013, 04:32 PM
Good to see we're paying military members (officers no less) to paint the trim on a door jamb in Sri Lanka.

And our leaders are wondering what areas we can scale back in order to reduce our deficit.

WTF......

Well....it does make a modicum of sense if you really think about it... CE isn't allowed to do any real work on base anymore for fear of pissing off the contractors so they have to send them to a shithole to get exp... Lts don't really do anything so they need to be kept busy and what damage can they REALLY do with a paintbrush?

Rainmaker
08-16-2013, 04:48 PM
Well....it does make a modicum of sense if you really think about it... CE isn't allowed to do any real work on base anymore for fear of pissing off the contractors so they have to send them to a shithole to get exp... Lts don't really do anything so they need to be kept busy and what damage can they REALLY do with a paintbrush?

Rainmaker telling you. Don't underestimate the ruthlessness of these modern day imperial Eunuchs. They are the ultimate warriors

20+Years
08-16-2013, 05:42 PM
DAMMIT@! It really bothers me that I can't clarify the gender.

1. Fingernails not long or painted.
2. Don't "see" an adams apple
3. No hair visible
4. Can't tell if the pointy chin leads to high cheek bones
5. No defined muscles in the left arm
6. Any chest recognition blocked by paint tray
7. Would a girl actually paint anything that color?

HELP!!!!

Pullinteeth
08-16-2013, 05:48 PM
DAMMIT@! It really bothers me that I can't clarify the gender.

1. Fingernails not long or painted.
2. Don't "see" an adams apple
3. No hair visible
4. Can't tell if the pointy chin leads to high cheek bones
5. No defined muscles in the left arm
6. Any chest recognition blocked by paint tray
7. Would a girl actually paint anything that color?

HELP!!!!

You are right...Renee COULD be a dude....
http://www.af.mil/News/Photos.aspx?igphoto=2000705484

20+Years
08-16-2013, 05:53 PM
You are right...Renee COULD be a dude....
http://www.af.mil/News/Photos.aspx?igphoto=2000705484

Thanks. For a minute I was feeling slightly confused about my sexuality. <Insert joke here>

BENDER56
08-16-2013, 06:00 PM
You are right...Renee COULD be a dude....
http://www.af.mil/News/Photos.aspx?igphoto=2000705484

Maybe. The male version is usually spelled, "Rene," but with the crazy names some parents feel compelled to inflict upon their kids nowadays, who knows. It looks very effeminate, whatever sex it is.

imported_AFKILO7
08-16-2013, 08:51 PM
Well....it does make a modicum of sense if you really think about it... CE isn't allowed to do any real work on base anymore for fear of pissing off the contractors so they have to send them to a shithole to get exp... Lts don't really do anything so they need to be kept busy and what damage can they REALLY do with a paintbrush?

Apparently they miss certain parts of the door...

tiredretiredE7
08-16-2013, 08:57 PM
WTF?
http://media.dma.mil/2013/Aug/13/2000705484/888/591/0/130806-F-IY975-008.JPGI can clearly see her ABU shirt being pulled away from her body by her right mammary gland. Wouldn't this picture be offensive in today's AF?

Gonzo432
08-16-2013, 09:29 PM
I can clearly see her ABU shirt being pulled away from her body by her right mammary gland. Wouldn't this picture be offensive in today's AF?

I find the hat offensive.

Absinthe Anecdote
08-16-2013, 10:34 PM
DAMMIT@! It really bothers me that I can't clarify the gender.

1. Fingernails not long or painted.
2. Don't "see" an adams apple
3. No hair visible
4. Can't tell if the pointy chin leads to high cheek bones
5. No defined muscles in the left arm
6. Any chest recognition blocked by paint tray
7. Would a girl actually paint anything that color?

HELP!!!!

Funny!

Your post reminds me of the first movie made in Afghanistan after we invaded.

It was titled, Osama, and told the story of a girl who dressed as a boy to outwit the Taliban.

Unfortunately, her plan backfired because one of the Taliban chieftains got the hots for her anyway and she wound up in his harem.

Senior AMMO
08-17-2013, 09:59 AM
I agree I have looked at the picture 10 times and still think it's a guy!

TREYSLEDGE
08-17-2013, 11:09 AM
You are right...Renee COULD be a dude....
http://www.af.mil/News/Photos.aspx?igphoto=2000705484

Gack!! Why can't PA ever get the name of our squadrons right. We are Civil Engineer Squadrons, not Engineering. This changed in the early 1990s.

Sorry, just a little pet peeve of mine.

Absinthe Anecdote
08-17-2013, 03:14 PM
I agree I have looked at the picture 10 times and still think it's a guy!

It is either a girlish boy or a boyish girl but I’m not sure.

Gonzo432
08-17-2013, 04:11 PM
On this week's episode of "Chick or Dude??", the gang from Military Times Forum discuss whether this a chick or a dude.

RetC141BFCC
08-17-2013, 05:52 PM
You are right...Renee COULD be a dude....
http://www.af.mil/News/Photos.aspx?igphoto=2000705484

Remember the old Saturday Night Live character “its Pat” they never would they say if it was a male or Female

USMC0341
08-18-2013, 12:52 AM
That's either a woman, or "it" has whatever shit is stuffed in that left cargo pocket stuffed in its "hat" as well. Or Wynona is hiding a beaver under her hat.

Absinthe Anecdote
08-18-2013, 01:39 AM
Have we figured this out yet or are we still undecided?

imnohero
08-18-2013, 01:48 AM
yep, woman.

DocBones
08-18-2013, 01:48 AM
I have decided that I don't really care. When he/she gets done painting over there, he/she should come over here and paint my wife's sunroom. And he/she best not be spilling paint, by gummy! Why, in the good olden days, we'd send, ummm, 'it' over the side of the ship with a bucket of pine tar, and 'it' had best not be returning until that bucketful has been applied!

Then 'it' had better scamper up the rope that we have 'it' suspended on, and tug 'it's' forelock, before 'it' gets 'it's' ration of grog!

imnohero
08-18-2013, 01:50 AM
funny, doc. There were quite a few women that were pirates, turns out. A little fact I picked up in history class a couple semesters ago, who knew?

DocBones
08-18-2013, 01:58 AM
imnohero,

Yeah, and we had democracy on our boat thingies, also. However, if the Cap'n got outvoted, well, someone else took his place. Do you know how much a Cap'n can bleed when them there cutlasses are shoved through his body? 'It' had to swab that there deck for hours to clean it up! By the way, have you ever tasted long pork? I'll tell you, the taste is piquant, with a...

I'm losing my place in this conversation. If you ever get to the islands, I'll buy you a beer!