View Full Version : If you post in this red thread, you are admitting that you are a Communist supporter!

05-19-2013, 04:09 PM
You have been warned.
Post no further!

05-19-2013, 04:39 PM
Without the darkness, there is no light.

Capt Alfredo
05-19-2013, 06:39 PM
This is just stupid. Blah, blah, blah, officers suck, I get it.

05-19-2013, 09:08 PM
A friend and I were in a night club, in Athens, Greece, when we spotted some Soviet sailors sitting at the bar. After trying to have a conversation with the Soviets, one of us was ordering a round of drinks, but the Soviets would have nothing of it. They believed the American CIA was supplying us with seed money to show case USofA, and capitalism.

05-19-2013, 10:06 PM
True Russian story.

When Russians visited Minot
During start treaty checks, they
Passed by dorms with tons of sweet cars
Outside, they asked if they were
Officer quarters and were
Shocked to hear they were airman dorms.

Mid-90s I was at McConnell. Russian treaty (START maybe?) team shows up. I saw Ivan pushing a cart of Levis out of the BX at lunch and pushing a cart of Jack Daniels and Johnny Walker Black out of the Class VI after work.

05-20-2013, 03:15 AM

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05-20-2013, 04:51 PM
What is the difference between a communist and a socialist?

Communism=government picks job for you and wages set?

Socialism=Work wherever you want but give money back to government so they can spread it around?

05-20-2013, 05:09 PM
:spy 'Communist tell you what you can't do up front! Capitalism takes 200 years to get to the same point!' :censored

05-21-2013, 04:13 AM
I've always seen capitalism as the freedom to waste and be as greedy as possible, all the while screwing others around you. Not to turn this into a religious argument, but I've always been surprised that christians defend it so much. You would think that Magic Sky Man would want you to help everyone, no matter what. I thought Magic Sky Man hated rich people.

05-21-2013, 04:19 AM
double post

05-21-2013, 11:53 AM
Good questions...

Some red coat will chime in.

Here I found my answer and several more:

Capitalism Explained by Cows

You have two cows.
Your neighbor has none.
You feel guilty for being successful.
You vote people into office that put a tax on your cows, forcing you to sell one to raise money to pay the tax. The people you voted for then take the tax money, buy a cow and give it to your neighbor. You feel righteous.
Barbara Streisand sings for you.

You have two cows.
Your neighbor has none.

You have two cows.
The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor.
You form a cooperative to tell him how to manage his cow.

You have two cows.
The government seizes both and provides you with milk.
You wait in line for hours to get it.
It is expensive and sour.

You have two cows.
You sell one, buy a bull, and build a herd of cows.

You have two cows.
The government taxes you to the point you have to sell both to support a man in a foreign country who has only one cow, which was a gift from your government.

You have two cows.
The government takes them both, shoots one, milks the other, pays you for the milk, and then pours the milk down the drain.

You have two cows.
You sell one, lease it back to yourself and do an IPO on the 2nd one.
You force the two cows to produce the milk of four cows.
You are surprised when one cow drops dead.
You spin an announcement to the analysts stating you have downsized and are reducing expenses.
Your stock goes up.

You have two cows.
You go on strike because you want three cows.
You go to lunch.
Life is good.

You have two bulls.
Employees are regularly maimed and killed attempting to milk them.

You have fifteen million cows.
You have to choose which one will be the leader of the herd, so you pick
some cow from Arkansas.

Robert F. Dorr
07-16-2013, 08:13 PM
She spells it Barbra.

07-16-2013, 08:29 PM
She spells it Barbra.

You're a Pinko for knowing that.
Also your sexuality is now in question.