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BRUWIN
04-12-2013, 03:08 AM
You guys just go back to doing your PT...we got this.

Tak
04-12-2013, 04:20 AM
chist, please give the chief three nails and some boards.
no one gives A hairy horseshit about gs civilians,
especially dried up ex chief gs 11 nobodies.

Robert F. Dorr
04-12-2013, 09:52 AM
KIM JONG UN: I just got out of the bathtub with my rubber ducky. Now, when do we attack the Americans?

WON HUNG LO: Sunday. It has to be Sunday, Supreme Leader. See, Chuck Norris will be tied up at church. And those Air Force civilians, those GSs? You gotta be kidding me. Work on Sunday? Them?

JOE BONHAM: I don't have anything to add but I have to get another post in, here.

KIM JONG UN: It's taking a long time to make that missile stand up. Aren't we supposed to worry about an erection lasting longer than four hours?

WON HUNG LO: Only RFD has those. As soon as we can catch those GS civilians unprepared, we'd going to trample all over those mofos. That Bruwin, that mofo is going down.

KIM JONG UN: With our glorious troops. Say, what's a GS?

WON HUNG LO: Do I have to explain everything? Why can't you learn how to use Google to find acronyms?

KIM JONG UN: GS isn't an acronym.

KellyinAvon
04-12-2013, 11:27 AM
You guys just go back to doing your PT...we got this.

We'll need a GI, yet not GI look. At least 2 different camo patterns (DCU pants with unbuttoned woodland camo shirt, sleeves removed of course) with concert t-shirt. Favorite ball team or Blue-ID Mafia cap. We'll paint cool stuff on the vehicles we steal, maybe something Road Warrior-esque. We have more time than the GIs since we don't have bake sales or BBQs to worry about.

BRUWIN
04-12-2013, 11:56 AM
At least 2 different camo patterns (DCU pants with unbuttoned woodland camo shirt, sleeves removed of course) with concert t-shirt.

Lol...something old school for the concert shirt. Led Zeppelin maybe.

Absinthe Anecdote
04-12-2013, 11:59 AM
We'll need a GI, yet not GI look. At least 2 different camo patterns (DCU pants with unbuttoned woodland camo shirt, sleeves removed of course) with concert t-shirt. Favorite ball team or Blue-ID Mafia cap. We'll paint cool stuff on the vehicles we steal, maybe something Road Warrior-esque. We have more time than the GIs since we don't have bake sales or BBQs to worry about.

How long do you think that will last?

First, Bruwin will want a beer fund and you will probably get by on paying dues for a while.

Then someone will get to complaining about your sleeveless BDU tops and suggest leather vests with some type of garish road warrior-esque patch on the back.

After you get your leather vests you’ll want to have a BBQ to show them off and someone will suggest having club officers.

Next thing you know you’ll be knee deep in Duncan Hines cupcake batter mix.

JD2780
04-12-2013, 12:29 PM
We'll need a GI, yet not GI look. At least 2 different camo patterns (DCU pants with unbuttoned woodland camo shirt, sleeves removed of course) with concert t-shirt. Favorite ball team or Blue-ID Mafia cap. We'll paint cool stuff on the vehicles we steal, maybe something Road Warrior-esque. We have more time than the GIs since we don't have bake sales or BBQs to worry about.

So you need a homeless guy?

VFFTSGT
04-12-2013, 02:55 PM
Seems like everyone is in a hurry to go to war again... :frusty

Are we relying on the same intelligence services that put us in Iraq?!

KellyinAvon
04-12-2013, 03:45 PM
Seems like everyone is in a hurry to go to war again... :frusty

Are we relying on the same intelligence services that put us in Iraq?!

Please note thread title. We ain't hanging around for the fires to be put out, let alone for the Korean versions of Al Udeid and Ali Al Salem to spring up complete with sock-height gestapo and a Blutarski-type. We'll spend the weekend in Taegu or Pusan before we head home.

sandsjames
04-12-2013, 04:01 PM
Off topic, but not completely since I will someday be a GS fighting the good fight:

74 days to go...some facts about the number from wiki:

74 is:

the twenty-first distinct semiprime and the eleventh of the form 2xq

the atomic number of tungsten (the color of my car)

a number associated with Jesus (the sum of the numerical value of each letter of his name...also the numerical value of Lucifer).

the number of consecutive wins on Jeopardy by Ken Jennings

VFFTSGT
04-12-2013, 08:36 PM
Please note thread title. We ain't hanging around for the fires to be put out, let alone for the Korean versions of Al Udeid and Ali Al Salem to spring up complete with sock-height gestapo and a Blutarski-type. We'll spend the weekend in Taegu or Pusan before we head home.

Yeah right, the civilian mafia will have us there twice as long with twice as many people. They will all be unionized and not doing a dang thing but overseeing contractors who will do their work for 1,000 times as much money.

BRUWIN
04-13-2013, 01:17 PM
Ho

Next thing you know you’ll be knee deep in Duncan Hines cupcake batter mix.

Now that was funny.