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imported_UncommonSense
03-21-2013, 06:54 PM
So, just got briefed during staff meeting that BIT is now an annual requirement. My entire section is considered "overdue" :frusty

sandsjames
03-21-2013, 06:57 PM
Overdue??!!! Dammit. Imagine all the people getting laid right now because you let your guys go overdue.

imported_biddy1030
03-21-2013, 06:58 PM
thats ok, im starting to run out of my "got consent" pens anyway

Shrike
03-21-2013, 07:47 PM
As a retiree I'm going to engage in bystander intervention intervention. If I'm out at a bar and see a couple of Air Force folks flirting and they're looking like they're both into it and might hook up later on, and I see a busybody looking like they might intervene, I'm going to cockblock the intervener. Maybe I'll spill a drink on them, or ask them what kind of plane they fly, or engage them in a "Back when I was in the Air Force..." story, or vomit on their shoes. Once they're sufficiently distracted I'll slip a MYOFB* card into their pocket while they're not looking and slip away into the night.

*Note for RFD: that stands for "Mind Your Own F*cking Business"

MACHINE666
03-21-2013, 07:55 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=342HytXaoL4

Perhaps a better approach is to use the Virgin Alarm, Shrike!!

:D :D :D :D :D

Pullinteeth
03-21-2013, 08:30 PM
I'm to fucking old to be a raper and too fucking old to hang out at clubs and too fucking old to stop a rapist....can I get a pass to skip the fucking thing? Seriously, I have work to do...

FLAPS
03-21-2013, 08:33 PM
I mentally undressed a hot looking female SrA the other day. It was great.

Pullinteeth
03-21-2013, 08:34 PM
I mentally undressed a hot looking female SrA the other day. It was great.

If I remember my BIT training, I think that is ok...as long as you weren't groping her and drooling while you did it... And as long as you didn't imagine her drunk....

Sergeant eNYgma
03-21-2013, 08:52 PM
Just signed up for training myself. 2 April which is creeping ever closer. I should have made it closer to today to get it the hell over with. Definitely a waste of time.

Banned
03-21-2013, 09:06 PM
Willspowers should be proof enough that we ALL need intervention training... :D

technomage1
03-21-2013, 09:36 PM
NNNNNNOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Can't I just sign a form that promises never to rape/harass etc and to intervene if I see it? Please?

Isn't this a circle of hell?

inyoface
03-21-2013, 10:58 PM
I mentally undressed a hot looking female SrA the other day. It was great.

So Professional! :clap2

SENDBILLMONEY
03-22-2013, 01:04 AM
NNNNNNOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Can't I just sign a form that promises never to rape/harass etc and to intervene if I see it? Please?


If they're serious about it, they'll add it to the creed.

technomage1
03-22-2013, 01:05 AM
If they're serious about it, they'll add it to the creed.

Yep. It's a circle of hell.

BigBaze
03-22-2013, 01:21 AM
I got 8 hours of Resiliency Training tomorrow, gotta be just as bad