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Tak
07-06-2012, 08:36 PM
..........

Rizzo77
07-06-2012, 08:41 PM
24 oz. sirloin steak (medium rare) with steak fries. Followed up with two slices of Hershey Sundae pie. All accompanied by a twelver of Sam Adams Cherry Wheat Ale.

All NOT in the same restauarant as Tak; he's pooping on the table. :shocked

VFFSSGT
07-06-2012, 08:48 PM
72 virgins. :)

Rizzo77
07-06-2012, 08:55 PM
You eating the grissle with the steak?

I'm gonna die tonight; hell yeah, I'm eatin' the gristle!

Bubba74
07-06-2012, 09:07 PM
I'm going for the heart attack platter

1 1/2 pounds of ground chuck on top of a piece of texas toast. Add 2 huge handfuls of season fries and then smother the whole damn plate in Gravy!!!!

Add a Route 44 Cherry Limeaid from Sonic to the mix and I am good. Oh and served to me by a topless Hooters waitress ;)

Either I die later or I die then.

giggawatt
07-06-2012, 09:17 PM
As much chocolate chip cookie dough as possible and maybe dip it in cake batter.

Grammar Police
07-06-2012, 09:38 PM
Alphabet soup with Alpha-Bits cereal for dessert.

SENDBILLMONEY
07-06-2012, 09:42 PM
What's your last meal gonna be tonight?
Me, seafood buffet with a pina colada.
Of course cheap bathroom sex while there.
Get thrown out for taking dump on bill.

What did I do?

MACHINE666
07-06-2012, 09:45 PM
Chicken yakisoba and a beef dunburi cooked by an authentic Japanese chef as I'm snorting a pile of coke off a hooker's tits...

:D :D :D :D :D

Greg
07-06-2012, 09:46 PM
Mushrooms...heard they were poisonous.

Bubba74
07-06-2012, 09:53 PM
Chicken yakisoba and a beef dunburi cooked by an authentic Japanese chef as I'm snorting a pile of coke off a hooker's tits with Charlie Sheen
:D :D :D :D :D

Fixed it for ya!

js7799
07-06-2012, 09:57 PM
Breast milk (inspiration unknown).

Shrike
07-06-2012, 10:27 PM
Appetizer: Grilled Shrimp with cilantro-lime sauce
Drink: F&ck it, a Kamikazi
Salad: A real Caesar Salad, made at the table by the waiter, raw eggs and everything
Drink: Rum Punch
Main Course: Filet Mignon with pocket blue cheese, topped with lobster; a twice-baked potato with bacon, gouda, and cheddar
Drink: A bottle of Opus One
Cheese Course: Some good cheddar, blue, and gouda cheeses.
Drink: A good German Riesling
Desert: My wife's cheese cake.
Drink: Keep that Riesling coming, garcon.
After dinner: Coffee and some fine cognac.

MACHINE666
07-06-2012, 10:30 PM
Fixed it for ya!

Danke. That would be most EPIC!!!

:D :D :D :D :D

js7799
07-06-2012, 11:08 PM
Appetizer: Grilled Shrimp with cilantro-lime sauce
Drink: F&ck it, a Kamikazi
Salad: A real Caesar Salad, made at the table by the waiter, raw eggs and everything
Drink: Rum Punch
Main Course: Filet Mignon with pocket blue cheese, topped with lobster; a twice-baked potato with bacon, gouda, and cheddar
Drink: A bottle of Opus One
Cheese Course: Some good cheddar, blue, and gouda cheeses.
Drink: A good German Riesling
Desert: My wife's cheese cake.
Drink: Keep that Riesling coming, garcon.
After dinner: Coffee and some fine cognac.


The sweet white stuff from the Mosel, or something else?

Shrike
07-06-2012, 11:15 PM
The sweet white stuff from the Mosel, or something else?

A crisp, medium one. Not too dry, but not too sweet. I don't want it to get overpowered by the cheese or drown out the cheese cake. I used to get a good one in Bad Durkheim but can't for the life of me remember the vineyard.

js7799
07-06-2012, 11:18 PM
A crisp, medium one. Not too dry, but not too sweet. I don't want it to get overpowered by the cheese or drown out the cheese cake. I used to get a good one in Bad Durkheim but can't for the life of me remember the vineyard.

I miss that whole area. If I got stationed at Spang again, I would find a house on the Mosel to rent and commute to work. The distance would be worth it.

Absinthe Anecdote
07-07-2012, 12:26 AM
Pinto beans and cornbread.

Banned
07-07-2012, 12:28 AM
Alphabet soup with Alpha-Bits cereal for dessert.

Your sentence is missing a noun AND a verb... get your shit together Grammar Police!

Grammar Police
07-07-2012, 12:46 AM
Your sentence is missing a noun AND a verb... get your shit together Grammar Police!

For my last meal, I would request alphabet soup for dinner, then Alpha-Bits cereal for dessert.

Joe, my massive cleavage is supposed to distract the masses from any mistakes that I may make. I wouldn't want anyone to think I am a dirty cop!

Rizzo77
07-07-2012, 01:20 AM
For my last meal, I would request alphabet soup for dinner, then Alpha-Bits cereal for dessert.

Joe, my massive cleavage is supposed to distract the masses from any mistakes that I may make. I wouldn't want anyone to think I am a dirty cop!

Aren't ALL cops dirty? Fer chrissakes, focus!

SENDBILLMONEY
07-07-2012, 01:38 AM
Two eggs over easy, bacon, hash browns, baked beans, a big bowl of fried rice, and 4 of those little glasses of Diet Coke all on one tray. All for $2.95 plus the surcharge.

That's right, my last meal is midnight chow.

Rizzo77
07-07-2012, 01:45 AM
Two eggs over easy, bacon, hash browns, baked beans, a big bowl of fried rice, and 4 of those little glasses of Diet Coke all on one tray. All for $2.95 plus the surcharge.

That's right, my last meal is midnight chow.

How about four fried chickens and a coke? Yummy!

Greg
07-07-2012, 02:07 AM
Two eggs over easy, bacon, hash browns, baked beans, a big bowl of fried rice, and 4 of those little glasses of Diet Coke all on one tray. All for $2.95 plus the surcharge.

That's right, my last meal is midnight chow.

White rice, boiled hot dogs, and chicken noodle soup, minus the chicken and noodles.

Weather Girl
07-07-2012, 03:37 AM
72 virgins. :)

Pardon my interfering, but wouldn't 71 virgins and one dirty slut to show them how it's done be a viable option?

As for the last meal....can I dine at Shrike's place? (switching up the Opus One for a nice beaujolais villages and some apfel streudel mit sahne for dessert, even though I'm sure Mrs. Shrike's cheesecake is devine)

Shrike
07-07-2012, 01:18 PM
How about four fried chickens and a coke? Yummy!

Are you putting the band back together?

Shrike
07-07-2012, 01:19 PM
Pardon my interfering, but wouldn't 71 virgins and one dirty slut to show them how it's done be a viable option?

As for the last meal....can I dine at Shrike's place? (switching up the Opus One for a nice beaujolais villages and some apfel streudel mit sahne for dessert, even though I'm sure Mrs. Shrike's cheesecake is devine)

It's a death meal, so we'd have to time our deaths just right. Work out the logistics on that and you're welcome to come.

IH8EngMTX
07-07-2012, 02:39 PM
I'm going to staple my resiliency certificate to my chest and do this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTh7O6bW_c4

imported_chipotleboy
07-07-2012, 03:50 PM
Two spicy chicken burritos, a bowl of chili cheese fries, and a 44 oz MACHO diet coke from Del Taco.

If my corpse is going to cr*p its pants when I assume room temperature, I'm going to make it a spectacular event.

Shrike
07-07-2012, 04:09 PM
Two spicy chicken burritos, a bowl of chili cheese fries, and a 44 oz MACHO diet coke from Del Taco.

If my corpse is going to cr*p its pants when I assume room temperature, I'm going to make it a spectacular event.

Oh man, I forgot about glorious, tasty chili cheese fries. I'd have to find a place to squeeze some in to my meal.

imported_DannyJ
07-07-2012, 04:35 PM
Appetizer - Potato skins with REAL british cheddar and a shit ton of bacon
Main - A burger made out of ground bacon (F*ck beef), with pepper jack, red onion, boston lettuce and peppered, pan fried bacon, on an onion bun, then deep fried. Sides of TGIF fries and a whole ear of sweet corn drippng with real butter and loads of salt.
Dessert - A whole deep fried blueberry cheesecake
Drink - A whole barrel of Little Creatures Pale Ale. <-the stuff is amazing.

Drackore
07-07-2012, 04:35 PM
You are still fucking fired. Delete your account now. Between this AND the glaringly obvious post title error that you never even addressed - you suck. Hang your head in shame and delete now.


For my last meal, I would request alphabet soup for dinner, then Alpha-Bits cereal for dessert.

Joe, my massive cleavage is supposed to distract the masses from any mistakes that I may make. I wouldn't want anyone to think I am a dirty cop!

imported_DannyJ
07-07-2012, 04:39 PM
Breast milk (inspiration unknown).

Have you made it to beers of Europe in King's Lynn yet? If not, go. Today. 900+ different bottles from all over the world.

Robert F. Dorr
07-07-2012, 04:44 PM
Chicken vindaloo with searing-hot spicy red sauce and plain, hot nan.

Of course, that's the REASON I'm going to die, but that's another whole story.

Drackore
07-07-2012, 05:27 PM
Nah, I just wanted to call the Grammar Police out on his epic failures.


Not sure why your up in arms, maybe your an English major,
but I'd say your just a wanker.

Wait for it...

Piss off!

jshiver15
07-07-2012, 07:48 PM
After discussing this extensively with my wife, I've come to the conclusion that I would be a total fucking pig and eat the following:

Homemade cheese-sticks using the Polly-O cheddar and mozzarella string cheese with a Cool Ranch Dorito breading
Fried mac and cheese from the Cheesecake Factory
Teddy's Western BBQ burger with extra onion rings (Teddy's from Waikiki)
My wife's homemade enchiladas
My wife's chicken parmesan
Jägerschnitzel mit spätzle
A molten chocolate cake from Chili's
2 Sam Adams Octoberfests
2 Sam Adams Summer Ales
2 Bayerisch Helles

SENDBILLMONEY
07-07-2012, 11:21 PM
Wow thats a lot of food.
Got me thinking of marketing this.
Copyright "deathbed meals"
Custom made dinner of your dreams.
Served by scantely clad girl/guys.

The Green Mile Cafe. You're given an orange jumpsuit and escorted to a holding cell. No music. When it's ready, the guard brings it to you and shoves it through the little tray slot. Bon appetit. When you're done, they escort you down a long corridor to ... the cashier.

Pavegunner72
07-08-2012, 01:47 AM
Maccallan 25yr scotch- entire bottle
Cuban Cohiba Cigar
48oz Porterhouse Med-Rare

RobotChicken
05-22-2013, 05:42 AM
Maccallan 25yr scotch- entire bottle
Cuban Cohiba Cigar
48oz Porterhouse Med-Rare

:cheer2:lock1:hungry:hail

Measure Man
05-22-2013, 06:01 AM
Maccallan 25yr scotch- entire bottle
Cuban Cohiba Cigar
48oz Porterhouse Med-Rare

Spot on...I might go hit a cohiba and scotch right now, just for that.

raider8169
05-22-2013, 06:36 AM
Turducken, I would even try to finish it.

RobotChicken
05-22-2013, 06:41 AM
:brushteeth Where have you been??? Just finished mine..Cats are doing 'prewash' on the plates!!!! :closed_2